fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
I had this surgery lol
Tracks
How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that
(Source: dogpuppy)
Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating
(Source: gallowhill)
(Source: pandamiglio)
(Source: distopya)
stop:
When you try to kill a bug and it starts to fly
